The Perfect Husband joke

You might have heared this joke before, but I thought it was funny to be posted.


"A New perfect Husband Shopping Center opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men to find the perfect husband. It was laid out on five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended the floors. The only rule was that once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to leave the store. So, a couple of girlfriends go to the store to find a man to marry.

The first floor sign reads 'These men have high paying jobs and love kids.' The women read the sign and say, 'Well, that's wonderful...but,' and wonder what's on the next floor,'

The second floor sign reads: 'These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.' ' Hmmm' say the girls, 'Wander what's further up?'

The third floor sign reads: 'These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and will help with the housework' 'Vow!' say the women. 'Very tempting...but there is more further up!'

The fourth floor sign reads: 'These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, will help with the housework, and are great in bed.' 'Oh mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further up?!' say the women.

So up to the fifth floor they go

The fifth floor sign reads: 'This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.' "

Well, I am not sure how far up did I get in the shopping Center, but Aric does not have a high paying job, although he has the potential of getting one; he loves kids, he is extremely good looking when he is clean (and sometimes even when he is durty) and with the house work he is ok as far as it involves his cars and future garage. :)

Hope you enjoyed the joke.